POLLYWOG WATCHBILL
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Contributed by Richard Miller
POLLYWOG WATCHBILL
* FOLLOWING SCURVIES WILL MUSTER AT THEIR WATCH STATIONS IMMEDIATELY AFTER BREAKFAST. (0630-0800 G/H}
RADAR WATCH (UTILIZING STOKES STRETCHER AND GOGGLES WITH MICKYMOUSE EARPHONES) AFTER BREAKFAST
WATCHSTANDER QMC ANGUIANO
ICEBURG WATCH (MUST WEAR FULL COLD WEATHER APPAREL)
WATCHSTANDER SA NASH
HORIZON WATCH (SWEEP THE HORIZON WITH STRAW BROOM)
WATCHSTAMDER GMG2 HECHT
MESSENGER OF THE WATCH (MUST WEAR DIAPER FULL OF JELLO OR SOME OTHER MUSHY, GUSHY SUBSTANCE) RUN FROM BRIDGE TO DECK SHOUTING "(TIME) AND
all is well!" provide own gushy substance.WATCHSTANDER LT GUHTER
TEMPERATURE WATCH (DIP NOSE IN BOWL OF ICE CREAM TO CHECK TEMPERATURE EVERY FIVE MINUTES) (UNIFORM - BOONDOCKERS, LIFE JACKET, NO SOCKS, JOCKEY SHORTS AND WHITE HAT).
WATCHSTANDER BM1 PRINCE
SEA BAT WATCH (IN BILGES. WEAR SWIMSUIT)
WATCHSTANDER SK2 SMITH
FOG LOOKOUT (TAPE TWO ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER TOGETHER AND USE FOR BINOCS) WANDER ABOUT WEATHER DECKS LOOKING BUSY.
WATCHSTANDER FATHER BOHULA
SURVEYOR (MEASURE LENGTH OF SHIP USING ONE (1) HOT DOG)
SURVEYOR SK2 DAVIS
DRAFT WATCH (SHIFT WATER FROM STBD TO PORT USING A COKE CAN AND A LONG PIECE OF LINE)
WATCHSTANDER SN RATHAUS
ROYAL BABY SITTERS (KEEP ROYAL- BABY HAPPY)
WATCHSTANDER(S) DOC CLYBOURME, SA LATORRE
TYPHOON WATCH (REPORT TO OOD EVERY FIVE MINUTES. WATCH IS OH FOC'SLE WATCHSTANDER RM3 SLAKKARD
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